Retro Woman Sarcastic Tee with Funny Vintage Typography

Description

A soft, midweight cotton retro woman sarcastic tee with funny vintage typography. The front features a distressed, vintage-style illustration of a woman and the tongue-in-cheek line: “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… LIKE A COMA.” The semi-fitted cut skims the body without clinging, while side seams and neck/shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. Medium-weight fabric gives it a lived-in feel straight away, and the tear-away label keeps the neckline itch-free. Wear it layered under a cardigan for coffee-shop sarcasm, or solo with jeans when you want your sense of humor to lead the conversation.

Product features
– 100% cotton on solid colors; select heathers/antiques contain polyester blends
– Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for a substantial, lived-in feel
– Semi-fitted cut with side seams for better shape retention
– Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for added durability
– Neck and shoulder tape plus tear-away label for comfort and stability

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean