“Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable… Like a Coma” Tee

Description

For when you’ve said everything there is to say and yet somehow this shirt says it better. A distressed vintage illustration of a woman who has clearly had enough, paired with the line that perfectly captures that mood — Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable… Like a Coma.

Midweight cotton with a semi-fitted cut that skims without clinging. Side seams and taped shoulders keep the shape ride after ride, wash after wash. Tear-away label because nobody needs that particular itch on a long day. Lived-in feel straight out of the bag.

Wear it under a flannel at the rally, solo with jeans when your sense of humor needs to lead the conversation, or really anywhere you want to make your position clear without saying a word.

Product features
– 100% cotton on solid colors; select heathers/antiques contain polyester blends
– Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for a substantial, lived-in feel
– Semi-fitted cut with side seams for better shape retention
– Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for added durability
– Neck and shoulder tape plus tear-away label for comfort and stability

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean